So You Can Open My Snapchats But You Can’t Reply to My Text Message: A Modern Day Love Story.

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: a surprised noise from a dog

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: a surprised noise from a dog

baristaissuesmesthree:

"I need a chocolate chunk cookie"
OK! *hands chocolate chunk cookie *

"EXCUSE ME, THIS IS NOT THE CHOCOLATE CHUNK COOKIE. I SAID THE CHOCOLATE CHUNK COOKIE."
That is in fact the only chunk cookie we have. Can you point out to me the cookie you meant?
*she points at the FLOURLESS CHEWIE COOKIE*

Fuckwits. Fuckwits everywhere.

6am work-bathroom-stupid-face-beanie-selfies. Also my phone case is pretty. This morning was weird.

crrabs:

*tries to get eight hours sleep in 3 hours*

I swear, as much as I love it here, I fucking hate PA sometimes.

The fact that it’s impossible to find even a fucking STUDIO apartment within walking/public transit distance to my workplace for any less than $800-$900 (not even including utilities and other expenses) is fucking ridiculous. A STUDIO.
There is something fundamentally wrong with that, it’s disgusting.

brianmichaelbendis:

MYTHOS: SPIDER-MAN #1 (Aug. 2007)Art by Paolo Rivera 

brianmichaelbendis:

MYTHOS: SPIDER-MAN #1 (Aug. 2007)
Art by Paolo RiveraΒ